As I applied for a surgery to get my stomach shrunk, the process has consumed and still consuming months to get real. Problem is that the process is too slow and as public hospital costs you nearly zero liras, demand is too much. Also I am not that into a such invasive surgery.
At office we have some small wall pots for various flowers and plants, we leave them mostly unattended. On one of them lives the laziest of snails which I love to call Üşensu (roughly translates as Lady Indolent). I know they do not have definitive sexes, but that came into mind once day, and stayed. 🐌